So this is my first "official" blog although I have blogged a million times in my head the situations that have occured while flying the uber weathly in their private jets. The socialites, the celebs, the makers and shakers, the business guru, the no names. And seriously I must ask! at what point did all these people start flying private while I scrounge for a few bucks to be able to buy a ticket in the luggage compartment of southwest. Really though the best way to fly free is to zip yourself up in a hardcase suitcase have your buddy mingle you in with someones else's luggage at the curb and the world suddenly become your gateway - just don't forget your VOSS water and Diet Coke of course. Cause I swear, those with a high net worth ONLY drink Diet Coke AND by the gallons, its a fact! I haven't had a passenger yet that drinks anything else. Oh and dont get me wrong we offer everything and 10 out of 10 times its diet coke. That is except for Mrs. King, she prefers diet barg's rootbeer, but just for the fizz, straight from the can. i must say, i only drink Diet Coke now and just the other day I found a nickel on the ground, 4 cents more then the typical penny I find almost daily, so...
...there must be something to it!
really??? diet coke?...gross!!!
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